Contact Us

0800-nought-hey

Contact our helpline at the following times;

Sales
For sales between 3 and 4:30pm on Wednesdays and Fridays if the date ends in a 2, 4, 6 or 9.
For sales between 1 and 4:15pm on Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays if the date ends in a 3, 5, 7 or 8.
No sales information will be supplied on dates ending in 0 or 1 except during the month of May.

Billing Info
For billing info between 9 and 11:30am on Mondays, Tuesdays and Fridays if your name ends in a "y".
For billing info between 8 and 8:15am on Thursdays if your name ends with anything but a "y".

Welcome





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