Welcome
Welcome to my private little spot on the web, my friend. The purpose of this website is to try to make more friends in the online community and to show that just like other dictators, I am just a human being. I need to be liked, too. So I hope that you will not focus so much on the negative stories published in the racist, imperialist, propaganda-spewing press that is just the mouthpiece of the Western colonial powers who want Africa for its riches. On this website, I am going to tell it like it is. The truth by my own hand.
On the left, you can see a picture of my new body, which my new Chinese friends gave me for my last birthday. While Grace was shopping up a storm in Shanghai, I went into hospital and surgeons removed my head from my old body and grafted it onto this one, graciously donated by Daniel Umgala. I can now strut my stuff on the beaches of St. Tropez, Rio and Cape Town (which some of my little hideaways are) and it has made me a hit with the ladies again.
Grace and I have been traveling up a storm, yes indeed, and she has been spending our new found wealth, provided by our new Chinese friends. I must be honest that things were looking a bit bleak before we were able to sell off Zimbabwe's wealth the the Chinese and sanctions were starting to nip at our heels. It's difficult bribing our generals and their men with fruit and beauty products - which is about all we had left. But now, fear not. We are in the money again and our Asian friends were even so generous as to build us a new Pagoda-style home far away from the apparent starvation of my poor people, caused of course by Western agents and the aliens.
Wow! A Music Video About Me!
This is funneee! Even I had to giggle to this ...